Hello there. My name is Dante. I'm a dog. My father is an Australian Shepherd in Allentown, PA; he's a deadbeat dad who never comes around to see me. Kalie is my mother. She was living with me for a while, but she and my (adoptive) uncle Abu moved away. Abu's a very fast dog (physically, at least; he's not too swift otherwise), and he's even better at frisbee than I am.
I live in Pittsburgh in a nice house with a friend of mine, Kira. I keep a human, Kevin, around for housework. He's a nice enough guy, but kind of lazy; I have to nag him when I want something done (like opening the door for me, bringing me my dinner, etc.). He's also not nearly as cute as I am.
Please send me mail at firstname.lastname@example.org. Unless you're a cat.
Here are some of the links I like to visit:
This page was made by Dante. Blame any mistakes on my human. Woof!