This song was written By Fate's Folly GM -- Dennis Wendling:
"IN FATE'S FOLLY"
to the tune of "Under the Sea" (c)Disney
Adventure looks always better
in somebody else's group.
You're thinking to join Fate's Folly--
you're welcome but don't be duped.
The party is never quiet;
we're caught in a secret war.
You'll wonder what came upon you
if you enter through that door.
In Fate's Folly, in Fate's Folly,
You want a hard hat when you're a target,
take it from me!
In other groups they swing their swords,
finish their foes and reap rewards.
We barely manage to inflict damage
in Fate's Folly.
Out there lots of folks are happy
with peaceful and quiet lives.
The folks in this group aren't happy--
we're watching our backs for knives!
But people with knives are mild
compared to our greater fear:
One day in the midst of battle,
a Balrog just might appear (uh oh!).
In Fate's Folly, in Fate's Folly,
Evil pursues us, even will use us,
it's destiny!
We are the goose they'd love to cook.
If you run now, you're off the hook.
Meanwhile there's trouble here in the rubble
for Fate's Folly (in Fate's Folly).
In Fate's Folly (in Fate's Folly),
Soon we'll be caught now in someone's plot now,
naturally (naturally, e-e-)
Even the members of our band
tend to disrupt whatever's planned.
Life's never boring; chaos is roaring
in Fate's Folly:
Newt is a cat when he is attacked,
For Daldin a tree was worse than VD,
If Taren is bit a new bat will flit,
A Balrog's in Fea's soul (yeah),
Doresgal's mad and Margrub went bad,
Luinril fell and cast Mother's spell,
If Emerwen's cursed, Estelrom is worse;
The rest are too soon to know!
(musical interlude)
Oh, in Fate's Folly, in Fate's Folly,
If we're not dismembered we'll be remembered
in history!
What have we got, a lot of clout?
That doesn't help when foes are about!
We do our best here facing each test here
in Fate's Folly.
We must move fast here or we won't last here
in Fate's Folly.
Fate closes in now;
margins are thin now;
Kingdoms are falling;
Valar are calling;
Soon ends our story;
will we find glory
In Fate's Folly?
UUUHHHHHH Uh Uh Uh Uh (bang glass 3 times)
It makes more sense when you listen to it.